APRIL 7TH 26 from ryo (yours truly), HIIIII OKAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHITE BOY !!!!

hows your big day so far twin. hows it feel being prehistoric. in fact hows it feel being possibly immortal and staying barely old enough to drink forever (finish 17776 i plead) i hope everything went well for you today (in fact i hope your whole fucking year goes well idgaf) and i planned exactly to save this letter for last. mainly its because like what im ab to say so should be savoured last okay !!!! anyhow i just wanted to say ur the absolute goat for being there for me and that i lit dont know how to repay everything you did for me 🐐 youre such an awesome friend idk where else i can find someone as goated as you dawg

first and foremost i remember being really excited to talk to you when you first got to #that server some time in 2022 and honestly idek what got into my head during that time but i still vividly remember when the second after you sent a message in that place then id somehow flock your dms goin HIIII BLAKE HRU??? I FLEW UP MISSING POSTERS FOR YOU i mean icl i wouldnt mind doing it recently too IF YOU HADNT GHOSTED ME ON THE REGULAR. tbf i still do in the form of sacrificing my sleep time to play with you and haru and tired on the ‘watch and the ‘nite and especially the ‘ria yeah you get the idea

speaking of. dont think i forgot the times when youd suddenly message me about how #she was bothering you (ough apolocheese for bringing that nefarious individual into this letter) and we’d spend like. hours talking straight shit about #yk and maybe i just really like shit talking but I LOVED EVERY MOMENT OF IT AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO OMDS. PROBABLY ONE OF MY FAV MEMORIES BETWEEN US EVER



and dont even get me started on #them. youre the fucking GOAT for still sticking with me after all thats happened since late november and all. and honest to god the day right after all thats happened you and the ihc gc just so happen to become active again??/// so its just one gigantic breath of fresh air from the mess i had with #him and thank you so fucking much for it dude. and yes #he will never be me. or you. especially you. u are awesome in the best way possible in my eyes man



and to emphasize. i dont know if you know but white boy u are one of. if not. the MOST frequent muse of mine ever since 2023 til now,,,, and if thats not awesomesauce enough jay ess why kay YOU WERE THE SUBJECT EVERY TIME MY ARTSTYLE SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED my god i am more prideful of how i draw u every time than i am w my art in general. be proud of yourself for this one #okay



sooooooo one last(?) paragraph of glaze…. i hope you know js how much i appreciate that we’ve picked up on each others speech patterns lowk (bandaged heart emoji) like how you started referring to youknowwho as #them like i do, and how i started saying w faps and occasionally a yes! i slipped up once and said it in front of my classmates n they started asking who it was that possessed me. absolutely worth it idgaf you get the idea nothing you do will go unnoticed under my eyes. heh



anyhow. heres a list of things you (yes YOU) are older than:

- pokemon diamond and pearl

+ you are really lucky that your parents birthed u out in the first half of 2006 because said games came out on sept 28th 2006 iirc. this means theres a non zero chance they made pokemon number 475 on the national dex Gallade (aka ur GOAT) for you #reaching

- the original persona 3(ペルソナ3)

+ i just wanted to add this because like most of ur goats in the persona series are from p3 in particular.

nyan neko sugar girls

i remember hearing about how you think this is peak fiction. did you know that in terms of just the month and day then its release date is just two days after ur birthday? yeah i know you didnt think of that. thought so heh

and now heres a list of things you are NOT older than:

- the literal creation and formation of the earth

+ how are u born that late lol? gadzillions of years late too you missed like everything big dawg. you werent even there for the big meteorite that killed the dinosaurs you gotta be serious

-boostyva

+ YOU WERE BORN ONE WEEK LATER THAN HIM LMAOOOOOOOO okay sorry ill stop dissing you now and for the rest of the letter

- fire emblem: genealogy of the holy war

+ you mentioned that this was your fav fire emblem game so i searched its release date and my GOD it dropped in the 1990s?? thats older than most if not all people we mutually know but i figured why not give it a shout out in the letter to the only guy i know who fw fire emblem ……







yea i think thats it!!! scroll down as you will im not finished w the page yet

okay wow you fr scrolled
BUT since youre here. i got a laughable

whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

you can tuna a piano but you cant piano a tuna.

heh. what about the tub of glue you ask.

knew youd get stuck on that



















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I WANT YOU BAD HIGHKEY.

for a long ass while i barely had the guts to tell you any of this. well until today. THIS SHIT IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT BEAR WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER. FYI. for like on and off ive contemplated about scrapping this part completely because you may or may not already know about my ulterior motive and that ive had thoughts about it being completely impossible. but i just want you to know that i LOWKENUINELY cant bottle this up between us anymore because i dont want your light to shine on me as a stone, and i cant stand being a stone to how i truly feel about you anymore. (SUPER NICHE SONG REFERENCE DID YOU KNOW)



these thoughts never really occurred to me until like. late 2025 (im aware this is quite recent too) like my GOD have u seen the way you were hyping me up?? the way u were willing to help fund my batshit expensive laptop?? HOW COULD I LET U SLIDE W THAT DAWG okok dgmw this isnt the only thing thats got me reeled in fuck you keep reading



Straight up at the top of my head u are actually so wonderful to be around. i think youre for real such a radiant and goated guy. fucking love being around you dude. and im Not gonna lie you’re one of the only instances where i feel like i can truly be myself around #YAAAAYYYYYYY. I like that in. a way. yours do compliment mine too .. if that makes sense ...


And I still remember your eye colour to this day. Lunar green government green Irish green yeah whatever it’s called. I am not fond of most greens but it’ll still be my favourite shade of green to this DAY. I don't exactly know how to like make this any less awkward but besides your eyes I also adore your voice euuu……… Actually. WASN’T THAT OBVIOUS ALREADY. YOU SAW MY TELEGRAM MESSAGES. HOW OBLIVIOUS CAN YOU BE??// I like how expressive and charming your voice is good fucking lord god gives the neatest vocal cords to his strongest soldiers

But the most important thing is that overall I like you in your entirety bro.. And I MEAN the entirety. Whatever troubles and imperfections you have I’ll actually sign my ass up to be there throughout them all. I know it sounds like a little too much but I truly want to be there for you whenever twin. I can’t name anything that I want changed about you because lord you are already so everythingbagel as is. (i am terrible at thinking up better words at such moments)



Not at all do I mind boredom or failure if it’s with you. No like seriously!!!!! Timezones ain’t shit dude every moment and second I’ve spent with you has been so fucking worth it. Obviously this is weirdly poetic but during our calls very very early in the morning for me I’d glance at the soft bluish light of the rising sun seeping through the covers of my window and in a way, it’s like a sign that you’re really here with me. or maybe im just reaching but stg im not


and most especially I KNOW THAT THIS MIGHT BE VERY SELFISH OF ME AND I AM SORRY. EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ALREADY CLOSE FRIENDS THERE IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO REACH FOR MORE. YOUR HUMAN ESSENCE. JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU GOT TO OFFER. I WANT IT!!!!!!!
But all and all I'm not sure if you're even willing to like. Swing the other way for someone like me and to be clear I still want us to talk and interact like how we still do no matter what happens in the end but hey. I dedicated my past month to all the work you saw just for this special day because it wouldn’t hurt to ask and maybe, just MAYYYBEEE I’ll be blessed for the next 1 krillion years with a Yes to the following question,





straight from all the crevices of my heart and my aortic valve,



to the person that opened up a whole new chapter of my life, WILL YOU BE MY PARTNER JAMIE?

and how do i not feel like that one fuckass confession copypasta the whole time bruh