warning private data im going to juke your genshin impact account and deleting all your relics if you disclose to someone else. and youre getting the terraria piss ray in your face forever.
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DECRYPTED_LOG // 04.07.2026STATUS: OPEN
APRIL 7TH 26 from ryo (yours truly),
HIIIII OKAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!
hows your big day so far twin. hows it feel being prehistoric. i hope everything went well for you today (in fact i hope your whole fucking year goes well idgaf) and i planned exactly to save this letter for last.
mainly its because like what im ab to say so should be savoured last okay !!!! anyhow i just wanted to say ur the absolute goat for being there for me and that i lit dont know how to repay everything you did for me 🐐 youre such an awesome friend idk where else i can find someone as goated as you dawg
i remember being really excited to talk to you when you first got to #that server some time in 2022
speaking of...
yea i think thats it!!! scroll down as you will im not finished w the page yet [this part is a lie]
KEEP SCROLLING - DATA CONTINUES BELOW
okay wow you fr scrolled
BUT since youre here. i got a laughable
whats the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?
you can tuna a piano but you cant piano a tuna.
heh. what about the tub of glue you ask.
knew youd get stuck on that
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want you.
for a long ass while i barely had the guts to tell you any of this. well until today. THIS SHIT IS SO EMBARRASSING BUT BEAR WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
these thoughts never really occurred to me until like. late 2025 (im aware this is quite recent too) like my GOD have u seen the way you were hyping me up?? the way u were willing to help fund my batshit expensive laptop?? HOW COULD I LET U SLIDE W THAT DAWG okok dgmw this isnt the only thing thats got me reeled in fuck you keep reading
um um this might sound really corny but i like u in your entirety king., including like fucking EVERYTHINGGGG like your imperfections and your personal troubles ill lit deal with them all
Nasdjksdkansd
and im not sure if ur even willing to like. swing the other way and to be clear i still want us to talk like how friends do no matter what happens in the end but hey. doesnt hurt to ask yeefuckinghaw